It takes a lot of intelligence, creativity and organisational skills to run (or "mis-manage" as we call it) a group like this.
But unfortunately the people below were chosen for this year's mis-management:
|Grand Mattress||Bottom Blower||This and that, but mainly that. Nominal head of our hash.|
|Biermeister||Speedo Gonzales||Ensuring we have enough beer. And that it's cold but not too cold.|
|Religous Advisor||Not In This Cult||The weather.|
|Hare Razor||Bird Brian||Press-ganging hashers into haring (laying trail).|
|Song Mistress||Poor Me, Water!||Leading us in any songs that may be sung, and maintaining an archive of these songs.|
|Hash Cash||Bottom Blower||
Financial management of hash related activities: Cayman Island bank accounts, money laundering ... the usual CFO stuff.
|Hash Sex||Golden Pedicure||
Setting up meetings, writing minutes, ensuring tasks get done ... the engine of the mis-management if it was a clown car.
|Webmeister||Comes In Handy||Social media malarky.|
|Haberdasher||Last Koch Standing||Ensuring the Munich Hash House Harriers maintain their pre-eminence in the fashion world.|